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Roger Goodell is already back to business and is discussing a possible ban on the 3 point stance because of the possible health ramifications it could have.  While we are at it why don’t we take off the pads, take out the tackling, and play with flags, or two hand touch.   We all care about the saftey of the players, but not at the expense of the game.  This is changing a historical part of football.  This is like banning the hand off.

For The Record

People need to stop saying the following about every football related argument:

NFL players get paid millions of dollars to play the game while hard working everyday people make @#$% pay and bust thier a$$es to barely make it.

The 3 point stance should stay, but players should not be playing through concussions and bad contracts, or risking life and limb because they make more than you.   They make what they do because for an average window of 3 years they are the only people on the planet that can do what they do.  You hard working everyday people make what you do because you are not uniquely talented.  You are not payed more because you are not special, you are not important, you can replaced.  Stop comparing your job with theirs and go back to cleaning up crime scenes, testing new leukemia medicine, and ripping off my movie stub.

I’m an addict, but if you gamble on these, you should throw your wallet in the trash.

I can’t imagine how much fun that day must have been for them.

This week’s Super Bowl hoopla can be dizzying for NFL rookies. Especially rookie Quarterbacks who may be looked to lead their new team on the biggest stage of them all.

We caught up with the Indianapolis Colts’ rookie QB, Curtis Painter this week to find out how he’s handling the media frenzy and intense pressure he’ll face on the bench this Sunday in Miami.

FTR: ” Curtis, how does it feel to be playing in your first Super Bowl in only your first year in the league?”

CP: ” I won’t be playing. Coach told me to stay as far away from the field as possible this Sunday, or he’ll trade me to the Browns.”

FTR: ” Haha, no seriously. What has been going through your mind as you prepare to take on the Saints? How do you gameplan around someone like Darren Sharper?”

CP: ” Honestly I don’t know. I’m not allowed to even go into meetings this week, because Coach is afraid that the Saints will pick up on passing plays just by the look on my face if I know what the play is when I’m on the bench.”

FTR: ” Ok. Tell us about media day. Over 2,000 media members this year attended media day making it quite the spectacle. How did you handle the barrage of questioning?”

CP: ” I couldn’t get in. Security laughed when I told them I’m on the team. It was embarrassing actually.”

FTR: ” Wow. Sounds like you’re not even really getting the Super Bowl experience.”

CP: “It’s not all bad. Coach gave me a souvenir T-shirt and hat.”

FTR: ” Well that’s cool. So how bad is Dwight Freeney’s ankle? Is he still gonna be an impact on the Saints offense?”

CP: ” I’m not allowed to talk about Mr. Freeney.”

FTR: ” Oh, so the team is trying to keep that close to the vest huh?”

CP: ” No, it’s just that, well, Mr. Freeney told me after my performance against the Jets in week 16, I’m about one step away from being put in traction for the rest of my life. So, I’d rather not talk about Mr. Freeney. He is a great man.”

FTR: ” You’re kind of a tool huh?”

CP: ” I hate my life.”