A Rivalry Was Born: Delonte West Signs With Boston

Michalis Hatzigiannis    Atlantic, Boston Celtics, Miami Heat, NBA, Southeast     Delonte West, Gloria James, lebron james

After Boston eliminated LeBron and the Cavs from the playoffs last year, there was no doubt that his personal rivalry with the Celtics would only grow once he teamed up with his pals Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh in Miami.  Well that rivalry just got dicier when the Celts added Delonte West to their roster, as West an James have their own personal issues.

LeBron may have better weapons, but the Celtics still have the edge in “experience.”  The Celtics are old enough to be LeBron’s daddy, and now one of them actually is.

LeBron has always played well under adversity, but how will he react to West wiping Ms. Jame’s vaginal discharge on the same ball he has to shoot with.  If some of you don’t think West’s relationship with Gloria will be a distraction for LBJ, then you don’t know how gross and retarded Delonte West is.   Allow me to show you.

<!–e288f3a1efae47c0aa07fe00cffd3973–>

FTRsports.com’s ‘Send Matt Leinart to Oakland’ Campaign, Show Your Support

Cornelius Wellington III    AFC West, Arizona Cardinals, NFC West, NFL, Oakland Raiders, University of Southern California     Matt Leinart Twitter, Oakland

Matt Leinart is now officially up for trade, and as a true football fan, I want to see him go to the worst run franchise in the business. He started his career in California, so let’s bring him back. Heck most USC fans are probably residents of Raider Nation anyway.

Show your support and check out all the work we’re putting into making this happen.

Official Website of the Send Matt Leinart to Oakland Movement:

Official Twitter page:

Join them and share them with friends!

Editors Need To Start Giving a Hit

Michalis Hatzigiannis    Houston Astros, MLB, N.L. Central, St Louis Cardinals     JA Happ

Apparently JA Happ chased a Grande meal from Taco Bell with some prune juice, and a Fiber One bar before his game, but still got the shut out.

If You Can’t Stand The Heat Go Back To The Kitchen

Michalis Hatzigiannis    Tennis     Collapse, US Open, Victoria Azarenka

Victoria Azarenka was forced to forfeit the U.S. Open after she conked out, likely from heat exhaustion.   The international tennis cognoscenti claim this was do to her conditioning and not the 90 degree heat.  The ITC is right, I am sure Venus and Serena would never have fainted,  nor would a 300lb male gorilla.

Matt Leinart Blames Off-Field Reasons for His Demotion, 5 Things We Think Could Be to Blame

Cornelius Wellington III    Arizona Cardinals, NFC, NFC West, NFL, University of Southern California     Matt Leinart, NFL News and Rumors, Paris Hilton Herpes

Kent Somers, writer for The Arizona Republic, tweeted on Monday that Matt Leinart feels like he outplayed the competition during the preseason, and attributes his demotion, or as I like to call it reassignment to clipboard holder, to off the field reasons.

Well let’s give Matt the benefit of the doubt and try to come up with a list of what those off the field reasons could be.

1. He found out Paris Hilton has herpes and has been stressing out over it when he should be studying 3-4 defenses.

2. The Reggie Bush scandal at USC has had Matt losing sleep.

3.

4. Baby momma issues.

5.  He found out Paris Hilton has herpes .

The Adventures of Ozzie and Manny’s Sh*t, Ramirez Joins White Sox

Cornelius Wellington III    A.L. Central, Chicago White Sox, MLB     Manny Ramirez, MLB News and Rumors, ozzie guillen

I’m sure this pop culture reference will hit supersonic as it flies over the heads of our younger readers, but the pairing of Manny Ramirez and Ozzie Guillen is something out of a Nick at Night sitcom wet dream.

As the McCourts begin their fire sale of the Dodgers, the White Sox and Ozzie Guillen are grabbing at straws to stay alive in the A.L. Central. Unfortunately for them, they’re chasing the Minnesota Twins, who they can’t seem to beat this season.

Many sports writers may see Manny and Ozzie as an explosive pairing, but I think we’ll see these two get along just fine. It’s always the two craziest people you know who end up in love.