A Rivalry Was Born: Delonte West Signs With Boston

After Boston eliminated LeBron and the Cavs from the playoffs last year, there was no doubt that his personal rivalry with the Celtics would only grow once he teamed up with his pals Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh in Miami.  Well that rivalry just got dicier when the Celts added Delonte West to their roster, as West an James have their own personal issues.

LeBron may have better weapons, but the Celtics still have the edge in “experience.”  The Celtics are old enough to be LeBron’s daddy, and now one of them actually is.

LeBron has always played well under adversity, but how will he react to West wiping Ms. Jame’s vaginal discharge on the same ball he has to shoot with.  If some of you don’t think West’s relationship with Gloria will be a distraction for LBJ, then you don’t know how gross and retarded Delonte West is.   Allow me to show you.

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FTRsports.com’s ‘Send Matt Leinart to Oakland’ Campaign, Show Your Support

Matt Leinart is now officially up for trade, and as a true football fan, I want to see him go to the worst run franchise in the business. He started his career in California, so let’s bring him back. Heck most USC fans are probably residents of Raider Nation anyway.

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Editors Need To Start Giving a Hit

Author Michalis Hatzigiannis    Category Houston Astros, MLB, N.L. Central, St Louis Cardinals     Tags

Apparently JA Happ chased a Grande meal from Taco Bell with some prune juice, and a Fiber One bar before his game, but still got the shut out.

If You Can’t Stand The Heat Go Back To The Kitchen

Author Michalis Hatzigiannis    Category Tennis     Tags , ,

Victoria Azarenka was forced to forfeit the U.S. Open after she conked out, likely from heat exhaustion.   The international tennis cognoscenti claim this was do to her conditioning and not the 90 degree heat.  The ITC is right, I am sure Venus and Serena would never have fainted,  nor would a 300lb male gorilla.

Matt Leinart Blames Off-Field Reasons for His Demotion, 5 Things We Think Could Be to Blame

Kent Somers, writer for The Arizona Republic, tweeted on Monday that Matt Leinart feels like he outplayed the competition during the preseason, and attributes his demotion, or as I like to call it reassignment to clipboard holder, to off the field reasons.

Well let’s give Matt the benefit of the doubt and try to come up with a list of what those off the field reasons could be.

1. He found out Paris Hilton has herpes and has been stressing out over it when he should be studying 3-4 defenses.

2. The Reggie Bush scandal at USC has had Matt losing sleep.

3.

4. Baby momma issues.

5.  He found out Paris Hilton has herpes .

The Adventures of Ozzie and Manny’s Sh*t, Ramirez Joins White Sox

I’m sure this pop culture reference will hit supersonic as it flies over the heads of our younger readers, but the pairing of Manny Ramirez and Ozzie Guillen is something out of a Nick at Night sitcom wet dream.

As the McCourts begin their fire sale of the Dodgers, the White Sox and Ozzie Guillen are grabbing at straws to stay alive in the A.L. Central. Unfortunately for them, they’re chasing the Minnesota Twins, who they can’t seem to beat this season.

Many sports writers may see Manny and Ozzie as an explosive pairing, but I think we’ll see these two get along just fine. It’s always the two craziest people you know who end up in love.

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